Sergei Skripal turns out to have been
Christopher Steele’s associate.
During the last presidential elections,
They had worked together on a dossier
Laced with detrimental footage
Russian operatives allegedly
Had to dish on Donald Trump.
Steele was MI6. An adept officer,
He operated under diplomatic cover;
In Russia and in Paris, and at the FO;
Pillar of a secretive establishment.
After he left the service though,
He supplied the FBI with evidence
Of bribery at FIFA: sterling work
On international soccer that lent credence
To his material on Trump’s entanglements.
Colourful these. Trump hiring prostitutes
To piss on a bed that Barack
And Michelle were said to have slept in
In the Moscow Ritz Carlton.